Team Colleen - Race Against Time TT

Research shows that several traumatic side effects can be observed on an Elite rider after accomplishing a time of 27:27 on a 20k TT. These effects include but are not limited to: sudden downgrading of bike handling skills, improper removal of cleats from pedal, sudden drop in elevation and finding comfort in gravel parking lots. Attached is a picture of one of the case studies found in our research this morning. This specimen experienced all the effects listed above:
 

-Christian Maldonado